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Condition:
Male of:
(1)Request to cook a meal, the elder brothers can't, Szechwan cuisine taste had better.
(2)The vogue orders and at least compares my meeting HAPPY, will steep a having the initiative of girl, the elder brothers can't play tennis and have this grow an item of welcome, silly ha ha of don't register.
(3)The age doesn't lead 30, outlooking can not too cold Chen, otherwise tell time long will be also disgusted, go out to mix together, throw a person too much.
(4)Have no having the initiative of girl friend, otherwise in the evening play list for one the elder brothers will stay nosebleed!Even if have also can not too beautiful, have beauty do a girl friend of don't register, otherwise result complacent, the elder brothers will is weak.
(5)To have a little economic foundation don't dig a door too much, like to have petty gains of since departure!
(6)There is proper occupation, bludger since departure, my personal conduct is still more regular of, not be leading astray me.
A spool of joke brocade gathers an old total making of female secretary of chapter 1674 idiocy to smile a computer Mi history
Our company of old total are one Qie impassability to the computers, the underneath is some of his fascinating parts:
Our company of old total are one Qiao impassability to the computers, he doesn't know how change his QQ password, he discovers our employees in the company after all knowing his QQ password, he call secretary:"Apply for a QQ for me again right away, I didn't want that everyone to know the QQ of password."Result his secretary in a serious manner says to him:"One set computer can apply for a QQ!"Then our owner say:"So, that even if!Still use this!"
The old total computer was poisoned, a check is a QQ poison, his secretary is about to unload QQ, preparation again rebind.We are old to always shout loudly:"Don't unload, the good friend of my QQ how do, you rebinded how I sought them!"
Is old always don't know that the QQ has an auto to reply.Talk on the QQ with secretary one day, the secretary is the auto for using to reply, secretary replied right after he finished delivering, old always very surprised, say:"Is you how to give me the hair to come over here?"His secretary says:"I was lazy to say with you, said you to don't understand as well!"
We are old to always think that what day of the week a day that check 3 year agos is calls his secretary to come over and lets her seeks calendar to the database building, his secretary says:"Computer up can check!"Was alwaysold to always say very in astonishment at that time:"Is impossible."The result secretary ordered to check out a while, old always say:", Originally computer so stick, can also check this!"
The calculator manager lately installed one set computer for him, he saw the along while saying:I need not so complicated thing, you leave that for me to show of go, took away underneath that square box(host) you to use!I can see and then go!
Bought one in company set new liquid crystal display, his secretary prepares to give° the new display to be old to always use.Time of changing old always ask words:"You changed it, I does the thing in the computer still have?"The secretary says:"Certainly still had, and and exactly alike before."Is old to always say:"You don't fool me, if is different me to seek you to calculate Zhang."The secretary says:"If is similar, you rise wages for me."Result be secretary Yue's wages rose 100 dollars
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1675 sweat!The devil eats three big classic reasons of dropping Tang Sengs not
4 people of Tang Seng's teacher and pupil are a line of to go to Buddhist paradise to take through, the Li exerts 99811 difficult, all because Tang Seng but rise.In addition to very few number lust for women and passion life of the enchantress want to do loving husband and wife with him, great majority devil all for tasting Tang Seng Rou to attain the purpose of longevity.
The extraordinary effect of Tang Seng Rou is endless, why do the devils of immensely resourceful succeed none?Study after several years, I tally up following three reason of:
A, the devil speak hygiene too much.Each evil head after catching Tang Seng all orders small demons to wash him to steep.(have of still need to let him hungry a hungry, exert the discard row in the body)This washes a bubble and then gives relief to for Sun Wukong providing precious time, finally the teacher.If Tang Seng Yi comes to hand, cooked him to steam, or straight-tempered livinged to swallow to live to shell, Sun Wukong Zong had 1-day-old skill also useless.Those enchantresses that miss Wei body Tang Seng are more hopeless, be excessive to pay attention to a form, stubbornly make what marry a rites, pack what fair lady form, imagination what raise a case together eyebrow to reach old age together.The bubble drops on the spot have to not, living a rice to cook mature rice, see his Tang Seng still have what recruit.If he wants not to open, eat him, don't kill two birds with one stone?!
Two, the devil is too greed.The devils know "eat Tang Seng Rou ability longevity", can they always want to eat the whole Tang Seng.This is still not enough, also need to make "full formal banquet", the crazy idea makes Sun Wukong's pig quiting the sand eight the monks catch to together gather together full 1 table.Pig eight quit, sand the monk easily catch, Sun Wukong has no so arrest.The lion king, elephant of the lion Tuo mountain king and eagle remarkable artistic skill king, pour is sent 4 people of Tang Seng's teacher and pupil to together ascend steamer, see Be about to float meat joss-stick, the calamity moment of Sun Wukong shows artistic skill and runs to Long Wang to plea for help there, immediately after again run to move to reinforcements to sky, save younger brother Shi of teacher to walk.If these three devils catch a Tang Seng, pig eight quit and the sand monk open to eat, ignore Sun Wukong bawl out outside the hole and have already eaten to also eat.It is that leopard son Jing to understand some strategies to pour, change with a piece of tree Mao and rock respectively after arresting Tang Seng person's head of being Tang Seng, say that Tang Seng has already been eaten by him, Sun Wukong almost falls into trap.In order to being ex- to fear wolf to fear a tiger behind, all devils whites flowed a ground of saliva.
Three, devil too the handout annoy.Some devils grasp to the back of Tang Seng and also need to please a kin friend to enjoy together.Long Wang in East China Sea's nephew doesn't want to invite uncle to eat Tang Seng Rou, don't think drive Sun Wukong's eavesdropping, ran to Long Wang to tell one form there, prince's cousin who be sent by the uncle brought to justice and steal a chicken don't become the eclipse makes the rice arriving oscular Tang Seng Rou-threw not to say, even beautiful as a fairy of the river god daughter also marry not become.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1676 to make the classic sayings of smiling the old daddy(1)
1 watch television on the first, is sowing to hold a collective wedding.The announcer says:"…… The bridegroom the brideses lead at six rightnesses of florets kids under, slowly get into assembly hall ……" old daddy's one title:"Six rightnesses of small reptiles?"
I laugh wildly.The old daddy is still feeling suspicious:How to let the small reptile lead?Is the small reptile how to lead?
2 old daddies have a little lazy, always don't want to wash socks.After finishing washing feet on the first,www.headphones-fashion.com, he loudly shouts a way:"How to do my socks?Who come to wash?"Old mama is watching television:"Do you invite bids?Calling so loudly is also useless, I ignore."
In a short while, the old daddy walks to old mama's in front and held to hold her hand and say very formally:"Congratulate you, win mark.
Thinking of again is two.
3 old mamas specially like to play poker online, particularly is "tractor".In the beginning technique nothing doing time, always take a cent, the title was "barefoot".The old daddy doesn't really master in and have a look to come right away to ask me this is what mean, I say to mean bad.Old daddy whole day"barefoot barefoot" ground joke old mama.
Led a period of time, the integral calculus was slowly several, one day old daddy just came back from getting off work, old mama loudly call:"Is quick to come to see, I now be not'barefoot', BE'bread car'."Old daddy's head doesn't lift as well:"Bread car?Could you give to open one back?"
4 old daddy's eyes aren't so good, can not stand strong light incitement, so in the daytime top and bottom class of time will wear sunglasses, the total joke of I and mother he is "big guy".One day see a ball game, the old daddy looking at and then started to wear a sunglasses.
I pretty feel suspicious:"Big guy, watches television put what cool."
The old daddy says:"I be not all wear in the daytime of."
"Can now is a midnight."
Old daddy's a television:"The somebody else(Germany) is a daytime."
Still have.
5 old daddies at the beginning bought to have the cellular phone to take a picture function, this clapped every day, and that claps.Once the fascination came, didn't want to pull me to come to clap and also said what my how to have no in cellular phone
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