When reporter for always check not to have an accident feeling true facts!The person police is like you so silly!From the Dou in take out two video-discs to Ya pack a throw:Isn't this a nudie film?I gather together to pass by a to see,****!Is all hole to greatly open on the cover!
Record:Oh, originally should obtain evidence so!No wonder that our reporter always gets other people mouth does the somebody else police all take out other people's mouth!Open mental horizon!
Stone:Learn to order!I want to take advantage o their inattention to follow one to go home lo lo, the Yin people police can't swindle according to saying!Unfortunately make the police discover, blocked my hand, smiled to say with me:You had a great achievement, but the award isn't this!
Record:Is this your whole process of record of events?
Stone:That's right, I am calm later on of the life be thoroughly disrupted by them, greatly requite the publicity introduction of small report, the general assembly of everyday small meeting, do a report in school, make a discussion in organization, the favour dies I!
Record:Look is heroic growth's returning really not easy!You can discuss you the life arrangement from now on?It is said that haven't you worked, prepare to do point what?
Stone:After becoming famous, a lot of units appoint me, but all basically for lending my fame, I don't really like, I not ability old lie on the old plentiful stone tablet eat lifetime ah!You say is be not!I prepare to do some real fact with own strength!
Record:See!See!This is the true feelings that our new generation has ambition youth!Have got the main lines now?With our large Yin people reveal for a while?
Stone:There is 2 that work I am more interested in, all in the night club, one is gigolo's store, just for the dame provides special service, whole have a meal with the energy;One is a pheasant store, exclusively give prostitute contact customer of,beats by dre pro, also have call skin of, depend of is communicate ability.These 2s work me to pretty like.
Record:Will you have a part-time job?
Stone:Not, I am with single mind of person.I prepare to do skin.
Record:Why?Don't you feel that the gigolo is full great?Satisfy and make money?
Stone:Not, I don't think so.Does the procurer also have the work task to check goods!Will be also very great, money isn't a problem either.Want at gigolo's turn affirmation with my outlooking from most the first floor start to do, then my ability can embody;The feeling the head that affirmation rather does pheasant son is comfortable, the old saving is well said:Rather chicken head, after being not a cow.
Record:Really have ambition youth!Wish you to obtain larger success on the road of chicken head!Thank!See again!
Stone:H'm, again mean!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3052 fish in the world greatly whole
1.Wife=salty fish →can put all not bad for a long time but very bottom rice, a can be salty for a long time.In other words, you want ～only sweet talk to her, she will love you for a long time!
2.Lover=turtle →after very sticky person absorbed Gan, you need not stir, itself will drop!
3.Prostitute=globefish →very delicious but very poison but, have all have been lousy, or can be done decorations by the breeze Gan.
4.The other people's wife=tropic fish →good-looking but not edible this very importance oh!Have probably also very unpalatable!
Woman over 5.60 years of age=firewood fish →already the Gan drops O.K., however still pretty have rhyme ＂ the flavor ＂ of.The cat is very allergic to firewood fish.
6.Husband=frog fish or black fish →have extra-marital relations, but finally still visit to go home!Ha!Although will visit to go home, it is very likely have already sown seeds Luo in the outside, each salty fish wants to notice!
7.Lover=eel →particularly give or get an electric shock Man, will turn on electricity to give or get an electric shock the seeing of person wasn't suitable for to be lover to me, because I can't turn on electricity, also not enough flippant!
8.Gigolo=crocodile →the all ofs eat and finish eating not to vomit bone, you think are they happy?Some firewood fishes really make the crocodile hard next swallow, too foul smell!
9.The other people's husband=red dragon →prestige 1,000,000 please, it are red dragons to isn't each one.Is some also just milkfish, the meat is much less to stab!
10.Old man=squid →the whole body has no bone, soft lie prone of, station don't get up stupid!The old man's peripheral merchandise is just worth money mile of!Do the squid silk, squid Gan and squid slices all have to sell a point!
A spool of joke brocade gathers the parable story of chapter 3053 abnormal condition
(A)
Jiang Jie Shi grieves over Mr. Sun Yat-sen in Zhong-shan Mausoleum, Nanking Zhong-shan Mausoleum in that time is still more desolate of, the road is a path, arrived quick*the near place car didn't go nearby, wayside side is still a grass cluster, because always the nobody fix whole, the grasses all grow half person's much Gao, Jiang Jie Shi after getting off, suddenly started to stand a person from the grass cluster, "have an assassin."This can give° Jiang Jie Shi's bodyguard to be frightened to death, one blocks at Jiang Jie Shi before the body, an immediately Tao gun, one gun give°ed that person Liao to pour, after killing that person, Jiang Jie Shi's bodyguards still don't trust and very carefully come forward and watch, a see that person have already broken spirit, but incredibly done not wear pants, at a see flank still have one bubble the bowels, Jiang Jie Shi's bodyguards immediately understood, originally this person not the assassin is an and anywhere relieve nature.Is alas, die unjustly from now on many a ghosts in the cities, in Jiang Fei Shou again many a blood debts.
This story tells us, don't anywhere relieve nature and otherwise and necessarily has a fatal disaster!
(Two)
Everyone knows a gram of Lun Wei Er is who, but perhaps have no several individuals know the ancestry of the Wei Er of a gram of Lun is in fact also once well-known, the old gram of Lun Wei Er is the prime minister of eight a life times of Henry English Wang, the contribution and mistake of Henry's eight a life times I don't want to say more, but have a little this person totally once knotted to six times marry, and it third term wife would is old gram of Lun Wei Er introduction of, Henry eight a life time and it third term wife gets married soon and then with*offense for famous general its wife sentence to death, be also blamed on a third party to old gram of Lun Wei at the same time Er, old gram of Lun Wei the Er along together send to up settle a set.
This story tells us, don't literally introduce girl friend for other people, otherwise …….
(Three)
Waterloo of war everyone all definitely know, generation heroic Nepoleon incredibly loses to ability so-so Wei Lin Dun really make people feel to think an instrument.But in fact take to break Lun basically and have no in person to direct this war on the scene.Took to break Lun don't come in person battlefield because he takes a rest in own tent.He is in the he's tent the reason of the rest is that he wants to take opium.He takes opium to want to relieve pain for him.The reason that his ache is difficult to endure is his piles depravation.The reason that his piles worsens is that he wears skinny jeans.He wore skinny jeans to all spread to wear skinny jeans at that time for the whole Paris.
This story tells us to face vogue to calm down to blindly pursue fashion.
(Four)
It is very marvelous to Mongolia ride a soldier, marvelous to could not used 200,000 soldiers to sweep Eastern Europe, changed the structure and form of world.This is mainly European knight to adapt to a Mongolian battle method.Talk about a list to beat only Dou, Mongolia ride a soldier to regardless still have at the height weight strength isn't all Europe on the material heavy ride a soldier of opponent.But in fact the mongols basically has never ridden soldier's list for Europe to beat only the opportunity of Dou.The mongols usually fights method to deal with an European with the dog.Certainly there are also both parties to definitely of time .Europe rode heavy A power on the body of soldier to show this time.Beat deathless.However the mongols doesn't be vegetarian.Usually ride the soldier to Europe first and drag along and dismount.Because the battle armor is too heavy, pour in Europe on the ground to ride a soldier to basically climb to all can not get up from lying position.The mongols tries very hard to of trample trample.Trample those Europeans.
Lend some persons whom this story warns here, don't think that oneself's skin is thick how how, skin again thick also similar tramples you.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3054 Wuhan most the bus Jian certificate factual records of cow
Come to Wuhan of and the persons for living in Wuhan should know 521 buses of Wuhan is how living fierce and the fat is fierce, don't know that everyone hears to be passed to 521 these two myths to have no.One is once 521 driver Mao car of time the car wheel lighted a fire;As another is being 521 brakes, a passenger pulled the iron arm-rest for keeping curved ……
Often speak of with classmate, the classmate will say that they sit on 521 to looking at with me 521 a
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